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fiona's avatar

The Chanel necklace with hair tucked in did something to me

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Biz Sherbert's avatar

Same!!

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Inanna's avatar

I grew up going to Glastonbury. This article makes Coachella sound horrific. Thanks for the PSA.

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Biz Sherbert's avatar

Glasto <3

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american in peril's avatar

sooooo many ironic tees….. p sure I didn’t even see the same milf in training shirt mentioned here but I did see at least two others and that’s a concern

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Katelyn's avatar

2000s are back baby

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Biz Sherbert's avatar

what did u see!

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american in peril's avatar

another “milf in training” and a “future milf”!! variations!! also in the graphic tee department there were a million variations on the gaga meme “bus, club, another club, another club” which is not as bad (cute even) but becomes a bit gauche when there’s too many :(( lots of coke and popper tees on charli day too

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kate's avatar

love this format

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Biz Sherbert's avatar

Thank you Kate :D

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Paige Diako's avatar

Very 2015 I love it

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:D

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grace cameron's avatar

thank you for confirming I would have a terrible and depleting time at Coachella

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Biz Sherbert's avatar

the desert (and the revolve fest) aint for everyone !!

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gaby's avatar

🕯️ i will go to coachella someday🕯️🕯️and be ironic and sincere and best-dressed🕯️

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Biz Sherbert's avatar

yes and you will have so much fun! I affirm this message!

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Nick Bowles's avatar

Reading this in a hammock listening to The Grateful Dead, glad u were there and not me

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chloe darveau's avatar

I feel like i need this for every festival ever now what a fun read

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Biz Sherbert's avatar

I’ve been thinking … Glasto ?!

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GEMINI FEED's avatar

is weed passé now

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Biz Sherbert's avatar

I think a lot of people think the opposite!

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GEMINI FEED's avatar

that’s what i THOUGHT but i am confused ab the mash tshirt allergy sitch….

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Biz Sherbert's avatar

To each their own 🕯️

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logan's avatar

Luved this 💖 …side note: feeling bad about owning the shein belt (it’s pacsun)

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Biz Sherbert's avatar

I have what was probably the equivalent in the 2010s from my high school festival days!! A silver medallion belt from Forever 21... <3 and thank you!!

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William Dean Thurmond's avatar

This sounds like Burning Man minus imagination but with much more pretentiousness.

I’ll stick to the Grand Old Opry.

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Blitzkrieg's avatar

Does anyone go to this theme park for any other reason than to be seen? How empty and pathetic.

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2aAlltheWay's avatar

Better, or worse than EDC LV?

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Henry Solospiritus's avatar

Weak sauce!

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Biz Sherbert's avatar

Henry!

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elizabeth s's avatar

something is off about the 2014-16 nostalgia. it feels forced and not sincere most of the time. sometimes the combination of irony and nostalgia is like an opiate but in a sad way. it works in some art forms (early vaporwave) but other times it just feels like empty posturing

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